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The Straight Dope: why is prostitution called the oldest profession?
for the details I turned to Barry Popik, chairman of the Straight Dope philology department. He responded with a new post to his word-origins blog, at barrypopik.com. Based on this we construct the following account:
1. The originator of the notion of prostitution as the oldest profession was Rudyard Kipling. His 1888 short story “On the City Wall” begins: “Lalun is a member of the most ancient profession in the world. … In the West, people say rude things of Lalun’s profession, and write lectures about it and distribute the lectures to young persons in order that Morality may be preserved.” Lalun is, of course, a hooker.
2. Kipling, as is the wont of authors, wasn’t offering a learned insight into the labor markets of antiquity but rather making a quip.
3. It was, however, a quip with legs. Previously the oldest profession was generally considered to be farming. For example, Popik notes, in 1883 the Grand Forks (North Dakota) Herald proclaimed, “In fact agriculture is the first and best as well as the oldest profession.” (via The Straight Dope: Is excess American body fat a potential energy resource? Plus: why is prostitution called the oldest profession?).
Going USA
Kipling’s biggest successes were his books on India.
Strangely, after Kipling emigrated to the US, he worked hard to completely erase his Indian Connection. He tried his hand at ‘white’ themes like Captains Courageous (1897). But, what became famous were his ‘Indian’ books like Kim and The Light That Failed (1890).
Probably, more a reflection on American society, than on Kipling.
Drop of tar
A few decades after Kipling went to America, came the story of Merle Oberon.
A part-Indian actress in Hollywood, Merle Oberon’s biggest struggle was to overcome the ‘drop of tar’ in her blood. Merle Oberon’s nephew, Micahel Korda, used her story to get a book commission, Queenie, that was also made into a movie. There is more in Michael Korda’s insipid novel, Queenie. Her great niece, Shelley Conn, is being cast by Spielberg – whose ET was ‘co-incidentally’ similar to a Satyajit Rai script.).
Wondering
Coming back to the world’s oldest profession. After giving all possible benefit of doubt to Kipling, still, it does not stop me from wondering.
Was Kipling’s ‘Lalun’ character from the world’s oldest profession, based on Kipling’s lack of respect for India.
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India was better off under British rule: Mohan Bhagwat – The Times of India
Rashtriya Swayamsewak Sangh (RSS) chief Mohan Bhagwat said,
“After Independence, the dominance of rich and powerful people in politics and rising inflation have worsened the country’s situation, which is worse than what it was during the British rule.”
Speaking at a function organized by Bhonsala Military School (BMS) to celebrate its platinum jubilee year in Nashik on Monday, Bhagwat said, “All political parties were in power some or the other time during the last 64 years since Independence, but the situation has not improved. Hence, citizens must introspect over what went wrong.”
Stating the importance of imparting education through the mother tongue, he said, “Today, there is an insistence on education in a foreign language (English), instead of education in the mother tongue. As a result, the importance of the foreign language has increased to a large extent in the country.” (via India was better off under British rule: Mohan Bhagwat – The Times of India).
Defeatist rhetoric
Just what is the logic of making defeatist statements like this, Shri Bhagwat? Forget children, this cannot be said even to adults.
Unless … one has data.
Has concentration of wealth been increasing? There is some evidence to show an uptick in that trend in the last 20 years – compared to the earlier 20 years. Or to some other countries.
But a comparison of the Indian economy during the colonial period and now in terms of concentration of wealth has not been adequately researched or studied.
Simple test
Even without any econometric data, there is a simple way to test the quality of British administrators. If the British were indeed, such great administrators, why is Britain itself in such bad shape?
I wonder on what basis Bhagwat has planted this idea in the minds of school children at Nashik?
If Shri Bhagwat, the head of India’s largest social organization is feeling so defeated, he should shut down RSS. Why is he not activating his cadres to change this. If RSS can support Anna Hazare’s hare-brained ideas, why are they so lost here?
Is Mohan Bhagwat wanting the return of British rule?
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Multan’s 2000-year Sun Temple
I found Pound weaving arcane elements like “sun worshipping” from Vedic mythology into his Cantos. But I didn’t yet know that he had summarised the golden saga of our glorious heritage in a couple of lines. Then I heard his poetic voice reciting this:
A thousand years before T’ang,
gothic arch out of India,
from Multan 700 li,
torchlight, at Multan, offer perfume,
Son of Herakles, Napat son of Waters,
Panch, that is Phoenician, TyanuNow earlier readings of Pound’s poetry had informed me that the “Son of Herakles, Napat son of Waters, Panch” were all versions of Assias – a famous ancient Aryan Vedic fire priest. But what was this “torchlight, at Multan”?
A quick look at the extant multi-volume literary reference works only revealed the following: ‘Multan is a place of worship mentioned in Waddell’s Indo-European Seals, which quotes a Buddhist pilgrim on “a temple dedicated to the Sun, very magnificent and profusely decorated,” which is also a ‘house of mercy’.”
I immediately decided to travel to Multan to find whatever it was that had been envisioned by our poet.
But days of wandering in the dusty and sultry town could offer no glimpse of anything close to “a temple dedicated to the Sun, very magnificent and profusely decorated”.
That was when a native student of Multan who was studying in my hometown gave me Ibn-e Haneef’s postal address, and suggested that I write him a letter. (via Welcome to The Friday Times – The holi temple by Sohaib Arshad – Pakistan’s First Independent Weekly Paper:www.thefridaytimes.com).
Each time a door closes, another window opens
For every Hafiz Saeed, there is also a Sohaib Arshad.
A mind with thirst, in a parched land. Searching for answers. In a history, clouded in dirt, grime, dust of hate, greed, war – and peace.
Interesting story. Of the flame and the keeper of the flame.
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In modern Afghanistan-Uzbekistan region, at Ai Khanoum – meaning ‘Moon Lady’ in Uzbek, was a remarkable archaeological find. This site was handled by King Zahir Shah, and excavated by Daniel Schlumberger, Director of a French archaeological team in Afghanistan. An extensive settlement, was excavated and quite a few gold and silver artefacts were recovered.
Another interesting find were two sundials, calibrated and indexed to the Indian city of Ujjain and to the city of Syene in Egypt .
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EU to use drones for policing farmers
European skies are to become home to new drones. The remote–controlled unmanned aircraft are set to police Europe’s farmlands for possible cheating and law violation. The decision has sparked grave privacy concerns.
Each year the European Union spends almost half of its budget on its Common Agricultural Policy. Europe’s farms and agricultural lands cost taxpayers billions of euros in subsidies.
Cases of fraudulent subsidy claims are many. But as the cheating gets more inventive, the agricultural inspectors get more technologically advanced.
EU regulators have in the past used satellites to keep an eye on those claiming subsidies. These provided aerial images of farmlands, which were searched for signs of possible subsidy cheating or breaches of environmental rules.
But satellite images proved a failure in unfavorable weather conditions and mountainous terrain. One case was even dropped in court due to insufficient satellite evidence.
In their quest for more reliable instruments, EU inspectors chose unmanned aerial vehicles.
Used mostly for combat missions and surveillance, the drones will now serve agricultural policing aims.
Reports suggest that France and Italy are already trying them out for this purpose. (via EU farm-policing drone plan sparks anger — RT).
Champions of ‘Free Trade’
This brings two issues to the fore.
Why do Western farmers need close to US$100 billion (EU subsidy-US$75 billion & US subsidy-US$25 billion) in subsidy to compete with African and Indian farmers? Remember shortages in Europe after WWII? Is that the future of the West?
Can there be ‘free trade’ with US$100 billion in subsidy?
Leaders of the ‘Free World’
Between Europe and USA, there are more CCTVs, data recording (telephone, internet, conversations, et al) than what any secret or any other type of police ever had. The West has the largest prison population in the history of mankind.
More than 2 million in US alone – and another half a million in EU. More than Russia (0.85 million) and China (15.5) combined.
The one big difference between China and Russia on one hand and the West on the other is paperwork. The West produces enormous paperwork, procedure, laws, lawyers, to convince so many people to keep so many people in prison. Unlike China and Russia – who are not yet so skilled at this kind of show.
Now the ‘Free’ World will spy on its own farmers.
Some freedom, this.
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What does BAFTA celebrate?
Probably the difference between non resident British and non-resident Indians!
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Bollywood in Peruvian Andes
Hot gusher
Like molten lava, flowing in underground channels, bursting in unexpected places, Bollywood fires people’s imaginations in the most unlikely places.
Among the ruins of Machu Pichu, in the remote fastness of the Andes, there is an unlikely love affair blossoming between Hindi films and Spanish-speaking locals. Cuzco, the ancient capital city of the Incas, today comes alive to the sounds of Bollywood.
People have become Krishna-bhakts– and Indian trinkets are bought at huge prices.

Any Indian is Shahru or Kareena in Cusco or Machu Pichu | Image source and courtesy - backpackingninja.com | Click for source image.
In Andean peaks and valleys
Unlike, usual Bollywood markets, there are no NRIs, or any historical connection between these mountain remotes in Peru and India.
An American academic traveling in the Amazon villages, reports.
visiting a small rural community in a remote part of the Peruvian Amazon, and suddenly heard the strains of a Bollywood film song wafting out into the street from a transistor radio in someone’s home. Villagers assured me they loved these songs! I was in the village working on a project to strengthen community-based environmental conservation initiatives. As an anthropologist born in India but working in Peru for the Field Museum in Chicago, I get a lot of questions from people I meet here. South Americans are just as fascinated with India as many other people around the world. Most of the Peruvians I meet—whether professionals or small rural farmers have encountered India through Bollywood. Movies (accessed through pirated and legitimate DVD markets) are highly popular, as are dance videos and film songs played ubiquitously on radio stations. Indeed, the attraction to Bollywood goes back a long way. Colleagues in their forties and fifties talk of the affectionate memories they have of watching “Haathi Mere Saathi” and other classic films when they were young.
So, even though the South Asian populations in most of South America are small and scattered, aspects of Indian culture permeate the continent. Of course, some readers might roll their eyes at the thought of Indian culture seen through the fractured lens of Bollywood, but my anecdotal and totally non-scientific assessment is that India has a better image here than the United States. (via Bollywood in Peru | NetIP North America Blog).
Cuzco – Under ‘Indian’ rule again?
An Australian, Glen Short, while shooting a short film, Aussies in the Andes, discovered that Bollywood rules. Associated with Bollywood, having done some bit roles, Glen Short was no stranger to Bollywood.
As this story spread, it was no surprise, when it was announced that
Hrithik Roshan and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan’s Guzaarish is expected to open in cinemas in Peru and France.
The romance drama had its India, UK and US theatrical release in November 2010, reports The Times of India.
Amrita Pandey, Senior Vice President of International Distribution and Syndication at UTV Motion Pictures, stated: “Latin America as a new market is a focus for us.
“The Indian population is limited in Peru, which makes it even more significant an achievement to have managed a release for the film there.”
Bollywood actor-turned-director Glen Short recently unveiled the documentaryThe King of Cusco about the popularity of Shah Rukh Khan and Bollywood cinema in the Peruvian city.
The production house is also currently in talks with a European distributor to have the project released in France. (via Hrithik Roshan’s ‘Guzaarish’ to release in Peru, France – Bollywood News – Digital Spy).
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Half-time in India
A Clint Eastwood ad that cleverly mixes a corporate pitch with a celebration of American pride has become a rage. It was first shown on TV earlier this week during the Super Bowl. It has garnered over five million hits on YouTube in the last three days.
Eastwood walks down a gloomy tunnel in Dirty Harry style, and speaks of the economic distress in Detroit. “People are out of work and they’re hurting,” he says in that gravelly voice. He ends on a note of hope: “This country can’t be knocked out with one punch. We get right back up again, and when we do, the world is going to hear the roar of our engines. Yeah, it’s half-time in America, and our second half is about to begin.”
Pundits in the US are debating whether the ad is a plug for the Obama bailouts of American car companies in 2008. In our winter of corporate bailouts, will viewers of the new IPL season be treated to “It’s half-time in India”? (via Quick Edit | Half-time in India – Home – livemint.com).
Shallow minds
The problem with Indian media. With our choice of English as the language of governance …
With the colonized minds of Indian elites.
Mint, (a joint-venture between Hindustan Times and Wall Street Journal) want IPL to copy SuperBowl. And to limit our aspirations to copying American ads. And once someone makes a ‘copy’ of this ads, the very same edit will turn around castigate our ‘creative’ producers for being copycats.
Anybody at Mint read the stuff that they write …
PS:
I thought Hamara Bajaj did a better job than this – some 20 years ago.
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