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There are three-ways in which you can respond when TSA put their hand up your crotch.

TSA Pat Downs on December 5, 2010 Posted in: Beartoons

TSA Pat Downs on December 5, 2010 Posted in: Beartoons

There are three-ways in which you can respond when TSA put their hand up your crotch.

  1. Detest it. (Grimace, contort your face. Go into controlled twitching. TSA guys love it, when you choose this option. Choose this option, if you want to make the day for your friendly TSA man).
  2. Enjoy the hand up your crotch. Imagine it is Playboy’s latest bunny doing that – or anyone else (of any gender, oldsters also allowed, but no kids huh!) who turns you on. (TSA guys don’t particularly like this. They do believe that you are pervert – who seeks thrills while they are busy with their hands up your crotch.).
  3. Make fun of TSA.

One week after the 2ndlook post on police-hands-go-up-American-crotches, it was the turn of an Indian-origin man to go through the joys of hands-up-your-crotch.

Instead of taking the sensible option 1 or 2, he chose the Option-3. Wearing a Red T-Shirt, with blood written on it, would freeze the bejeezus out of any TSA guy. Instead of commiserating with the TSA officer, this passenger of Indian-origin started arguing.

Which self-respecting TSA officer will tolerate back-chat from a Dirty Indian? I don’t find fault with the TSA guy. Indians have this attitude problem that needs straightening out.

Janet Napollitano gives the Thanksgiving turkey the TSA treatment - after she had undergone the same  |  Scott Stantis cartoon from Thanksgiving 2010

Janet Napollitano gives the Thanksgiving turkey the TSA treatment – after she had undergone the same | Scott Stantis cartoon from Thanksgiving 2010

While trying to board a flight out of Buffalo, New York recently, a PhD student at Arizona State found out the hard way that being on a no-fly list isn’t the only way to attract the attention of the TSA — wearing a funny shirt will do the trick, too.

In a post published to his personal blog on Tuesday, a 31-year old doctoral candidate named Arijit recounts the horrors he experienced while attempting to fly from Buffalo-Niagara International Airport to Phoenix over the weekend after attending a funeral. In around 3,000 words he goes into great detail about being booted from a domestic flight, getting stuck renting a car and scrounging for overnight accommodations — something he argues most likely wouldn’t have happened if authorities didn’t make such a big fuss over his t-shirt.

The article of clothing that caused such a concern was a red t-shirt that featured a mock-up of the US Department of Homeland Security’s seal, surrounded with phrases such as “Bombs ZOMG,” “ZOMG Terrorists” and “Alert level bloodred — run, run take off your shoes.”

After being vigorously screened and questioned multiple times, Arijit says he was finally given permission, once more, to board his plane. The pilot of the aircraft, however, had had enough of the whole ordeal and asked the Delta supervisor to relay the message that, due to the discomfort the shirt had caused, neither Arijit nor his wife would be allowed to board the aircraft.

“Passengers on the plane supposedly felt uncomfortable with my very presence on the flight,” Arijit writes, “And the Delta manager went out of his way to point out that he wholeheartedly agreed with the pilot’s decision.”

“You’re f—— kidding me,” Arijit says he responded. “Why can’t I board? What’s the concern?”

“Just use your imagination,” the Delta supervisor informed him.

On his blog, Arijit says his reaction is still the same a few days later: “Wow.”

via Man booted from airplane for wearing anti-TSA shirt — RT.

A 2010 cartoon by Gary Varvel; source & courtesy - newsblaze.com

A 2010 cartoon by Gary Varvel; source & courtesy – newsblaze.com

Arijit, the blogger who wrote about this incident, does not know that Vikram Buddhi is in jail for 5-years now, for saying, ‘Death to George Bush’. Actually, he wrote George Bush, Murdabad. How can POTUS, the world’s most powerful man, tolerate this behaviour. (Trust me, Indians have an attitude problem).

Arijit continues with his silly attitude. He questions,

“If that’s the case,” he continues, “why even bother with the bloated security apparatus — since Delta pilots have discretion to kick off passengers who’ve passed multiple checks, after all?”

Indians, take my advice.

Have a properly, humble and submissive attitude, when you go to Yumm-Rika. After all, you are going to a superior country.

PS

In case, you didn’t notice, my post on police-hands-go-up-American-crotches, was dated August 15th, 2012. Go figger. (No, I didn’t mean finger).


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